Lizzy's Blog of Reduced Expectations

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
acidreign
radiofreederry

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I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

nateistakensblog

See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe

radiofreederry

ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE

dayvan

roads in europe are made out of magical super bouncy jello concrete

acidreign
cakesandfail

apparently the goons over on twitter are now doing "antidepressants turn your kids ace" which sounds a little too much like "vaccines cause autism" and "puberty blockers are permanent" for my liking

cakesandfail

actually when you put all of this together it's basically just

a) people hating their kids

b) the same old wacko conspiracy shit about how some external influence must have made those kids Like That but with some kind of two for one 'it's the queers AND the scientists' deal